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Withdraw Your NostalgiaBux
Ready to cash out your hard-earned NostalgiaBux? Simply fill out the form below
and we'll process your withdrawal within 3-5 business eternities!
| Your Account Balance |
| Available Balance: |
$0.00 |
| Pending Withdrawals: |
$0.00 |
| Total Earned (Lifetime): |
$0.00 |
Important Notice! Due to overwhelming success, our payment processors are
experiencing "temporary" delays. Please allow 3-5 business eternities for processing.
Your position in queue: 47,832
Request Withdrawal
Withdrawal Request Submitted!
| Request Details |
| Request ID: |
#WD-000000 |
| Amount: |
$0.00 |
| Payment Method: |
e-gold |
| Status: |
PENDING |
| Estimated Processing: |
3-5 business eternities |
Your withdrawal is being processed. Please be patient!
Withdrawal History
| Date |
Amount |
Method |
Status |
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No withdrawal history yet!
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* All withdrawals are processed in the order they're received
** Current processing queue: 47,832 requests ahead of you
*** Estimated wait time: ∞
Withdrawal FAQ
Q: How long do withdrawals take?
A: Withdrawals are typically processed within 24-48 hours*
*on a calendar where each hour is actually 1 year
Q: Why is my withdrawal still pending?
A: Due to overwhelming success, we're experiencing high volume! Your patience is appreciated.
This is definitely not a warning sign.
Q: Can I cancel my withdrawal?
A: Yes! Cancelled withdrawals are returned to your account instantly so you can keep earning
that sweet 12% daily! (We really want you to keep your money in the system, can you tell?)
Q: The admin hasn't responded to my support ticket...
A: The admin is on a well-deserved vacation. To a non-extradition country. For completely unrelated reasons.
Real Talk: HYIP Withdrawal Patterns
In real HYIP/Ponzi schemes, the withdrawal process follows a predictable pattern:
- Early days: Withdrawals process quickly to build trust and testimonials
- Growth phase: Slight delays appear, blamed on "high volume" or "processor issues"
- Warning signs: Minimum withdrawal amounts increase, "verification" requirements added
- The squeeze: Users asked to deposit more to "unlock" their withdrawals
- Collapse: Withdrawals stop entirely, admin disappears with the money
The payment processors listed above (e-gold, StormPay, Liberty Reserve) were all real services
popular with HYIP operators - and all eventually shut down due to fraud and money laundering.
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